So - Bush encourages democracy in the middle-east - but look what they do... They vote in their thousands for HAMAS! Now Mr Bush is all upset - awww. That's the problem with democracy George - too much power to the people isn't it - look at you. Now there is talk of sanctions being put on Palestine, schucks George but isn't that kind of behaviour a little undemocratic? Punishing people for not voting for the right people sounds a little bit naughty George. Not willing to deal with Terrorists George?.. why not - the UK have had to - encouraged by US busy bodies! (also the US funded our terrorists - maybe they felt bad). One rule for tiny European islands - another for vast, lumbering, hypocritic, mindless superpowers.

 

Yes - apparently so! Guess what - not only is she pregnant - but she is having a baby! The rumour is it will be a boy or a girl and is due 9 months after conception.

The father - Brad Pitt... well that is vaguely interesting! Good on him.

 

Sorry - did I say nude - I meant fully clothed. A Funny Japanese advert. I guess Britney has run her course over here.

 

Well, she would have to be, at least some of the time, I mean she has to shower and stuff surely. I mean honestly people - what do you want? Hey any idea what she does? Please feel free to comment on this post if anyone, anyone at all in the world, knows what she does? At this present moment in time I only know her from some adult videos, is that her profession? Seriously I really don't know. Is being rich her profession? Maybe that is it? Surely this post must win for the number of question marks used? Or maybe that was a rhetorical question? Don't you hate it when you're not sure if it is a rhetorical question or not?

 

Well, they have had a rocky time, but at the end of the day Kim and Eminem are back together. Great. Apparently they've remarried just recently. Kim and the superstar Eminem were high-school sweethearts. Isn't that nice.

 

OK - before we switch on the lightblub of pop and attract all the mindless internet moths to exploit their fickle predictable clicking - I want you to Read and understand the lyrics from :-

Radiohead - Fitter Happier.

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.
Sample looping in background:
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OK - ON With The Show - I hope you doubleplus enjoy.